Tiny Talk Tuesday

Here's what Allison had to say this past week:
Me: Let's see if Daniel can sit up on his own yet (the answer was no)
Allison: Maybe he can learn to sit up at baby school
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We were dining at a restaurant when the manager came up to give us a coupon for a free kids meal. He was joking with Allison to see if she could get herself to the restaurant to get her free kids meal. He turned to Allison and said:
Manager: Can you drive a car?
Allison: No
Manager: Can you ride a bike?
Allison: No
Manager: Here's a coupon for a free kids meal.
Allison, I know, I can ride my pooh truck here!
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Allison, Daniel and I were walking the dog (Riley) when Riley started doing his business on the grass. When Riley was done, Allison says "When I was a doggie, I used to poop in the grass." (who knew my child used to be a doggie)
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Allison: Look mommy, the CD case is broken
Me: Well, how did it brake?
Allison: The scary monster came through the window and bit down on it and stepped on it. He also made a big mess in my room. (sure, blame it on the monster).
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Allison talk:
Fee Fie Fo Fum = Fee Fie Four Plum

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